1 post tagged “laziness”

You know, you have a million things to do.  Well, perhaps not a million, but many.  Many, many, even.

You have lectures to listen to.  You have course notes to read.  You have music that needs to be revised and reviewed before you record in less than 2 weeks.  You have 5 other songs for which you need to establish harmonies for yet another musical project.  You have a trivia night to organise.  You have invitations to birthday parties to be sent out.  And let's not even start on the essential stuff that you are supposed to be doing anyway - say, for example, those huge piles of folded clothes that are sitting right NEXT TO YOU that could quite easily be CARRIED TO THE APPROPRIATE ROOMS AND PUT AWAY!

Ha.  Well, at least I've shamed you into doing that.

Look, I know you're tired.  I know that you are inherently disorganised and that's probably not really your fault.  Well, actually it is, but you are dealing with the nappy brain and associated forgetfulness (so, like, I won't even mention that you went shopping this morning while you were out doing a few odd jobs and that you drove halfway across Sydney before you realised that you had left your purchases in the supermarket, okay?), so I'll take it easy on you.

But seriously.  You've got all this other crap to be done and what are you doing?  A virtual makeover.  Dude, I know that some of the haircuts are hilarious and all, but that's no excuse.  You. are. wasting. my. time.

Pull yourself together woman.

Yours sincerely,

Me